I had a substitute teacher in A.P. English today; he was about 50-60 years old.

Right in the middle of roll-call he stopped and pointed to the “Abbey Road” poster on the back wall and said:

“Do any of you know anything about this poster?”

And then proceeded to tell all of us about the conspiracy theory in which Paul had supposedly died and a complete look-a-like had been found to replace him.

He pointed out that John was dressed as an angel, Ringo as the preacher, Paul as a corpse, and George as the gravedigger. And that each one of them is stepping with their right foot forward, except for Paul, who is stepping with his left. And that Paul is the only one smoking and with bare feet.

And he mentioned the tack on the “Sgt. Pepper” album in which John repeats “Paul is dead.”

Then continued saying that we should notice the crosswalk, and how the stripes were horizontal  and told us that before that album cover, the crosswalks in America were all diagonal, but after that album came out, they slowly started changing them to be horizontal.

That is all we did in that class today.